So I recently downloaded this lovely app on my phone called Grindr. In the definition given by the makers, "Grindr is a geosocial networking application geared towards gay, bisexual, and bi-curious men". So I was kinda excited to see which other horny gay guy was in the local vicinity. I downloaded it, quickly created a profile, hid the app in the little "Utilities" section of the phone that no one goes to (and thus saving myself from embarrassment if anyone who I'm not out to finds that app), and started searching for local gay men.
Was I disappointed? Yes. Why? Because there were a grand total of 13 men in a 10 km radius. What is up with this shit? But when I went on it today, I saw more guys in the local area. Honestly I don't know how Grindr works. I found a grand total of two cute guys (which was much better than my hunt yesterday, all I saw were weird old men sending creepy messages). I'm going to talk to these cute guys and get their numbers and become the slut I was destined to be.
There's this one guy who's 27 though (I'm 18 I don't remember if I've posted that earlier) and he's super handsome and has an alright penis and a very good body and god he's so funny I would like to meet him. But he seems so shady. Maybe I'll be keep asking for photos and pray that he'll not realize that I haven't sent him picture yet. So perhaps I'm not a camwhore in the truest sense,and I don't send my nudes to everyone Grindr - which is an actual thing - and neither do I give my number to these men, even though I've gotten the number of many. I've never sent a message to any though, I'm not that desperate.
Oh god this was meant to be a super short post and yet I've written three paragraphs of rambling nonsense. I will tell you this on a totally unrelated note, I am in love with this cute guy from Gujarat and he's absolutely perfect I can totally see us dating except he lives 500 kilometers away and he's a huge slut and I'm a miss goody two shoes and I know he doesn't see me that way god CAN HE JUST REPLY TO MY MESSAGES (I've known this guy via PlanetRomeo for like 6 months now and we've talked on Skype often and Facebook and he's just so adorable). Like Justin Beiber, I just need somebody to love.
Was I disappointed? Yes. Why? Because there were a grand total of 13 men in a 10 km radius. What is up with this shit? But when I went on it today, I saw more guys in the local area. Honestly I don't know how Grindr works. I found a grand total of two cute guys (which was much better than my hunt yesterday, all I saw were weird old men sending creepy messages). I'm going to talk to these cute guys and get their numbers and become the slut I was destined to be.
There's this one guy who's 27 though (I'm 18 I don't remember if I've posted that earlier) and he's super handsome and has an alright penis and a very good body and god he's so funny I would like to meet him. But he seems so shady. Maybe I'll be keep asking for photos and pray that he'll not realize that I haven't sent him picture yet. So perhaps I'm not a camwhore in the truest sense,and I don't send my nudes to everyone Grindr - which is an actual thing - and neither do I give my number to these men, even though I've gotten the number of many. I've never sent a message to any though, I'm not that desperate.
Oh god this was meant to be a super short post and yet I've written three paragraphs of rambling nonsense. I will tell you this on a totally unrelated note, I am in love with this cute guy from Gujarat and he's absolutely perfect I can totally see us dating except he lives 500 kilometers away and he's a huge slut and I'm a miss goody two shoes and I know he doesn't see me that way god CAN HE JUST REPLY TO MY MESSAGES (I've known this guy via PlanetRomeo for like 6 months now and we've talked on Skype often and Facebook and he's just so adorable). Like Justin Beiber, I just need somebody to love.
